Don't Cross That Line

Imagine you are pregnant and you live in a state that has completely outlawed all abortions. That's okay, because you don't want an abortion. They've also made it illegal to travel out of state for the purpose of getting an abortion somewhere else. That's still okay, because you definitely don't want an abortion.

You're driving to visit your sister in the next state, and she's going to give you some baby furniture and clothes that she has from her five kids. As you near the state line, you see a flashing light in your rear view mirror. You pull over. The state trooper checks your license and registration and asks where you're going. You tell him, and he says, "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to turn around."

"But why?" you ask.

He looks annoyed, but explains, "There's a women's clinic just over the state line on this road. It's illegal for you to go there."

You smile. "I'm not going to a clinic. I'm heading to my sister's house, 50 miles beyond the state line."

The trooper shakes his head. "Ma'am, I'm sure you understand why I can't just take your word for that. We get a lot of lawbreakers on this stretch of highway."

"But look at me!" you protest. "I'm eight months pregnant. This baby was planned. We've already named her."

The trooper is starting to lose patience. "Ma'am, I'm pretty sure you know as well as I do they could abort that baby right up until birth. You need to turn the car around and go home."

You realize that it's pointless to argue, so you make a U-turn while the trooper watches, and go back the way you came.

Later, you call your sister and tell her what happened. You suggest that maybe she could bring the baby things to you, but she declines because she's afraid that if she sets foot in your state, she'll never get out.

 

Those People Did Bad Things

Imagine that a power-hungry politician decides to stir up outrage by demonizing some people in your town. You might feel bad about what he's doing, but since you aren't one of "those people," you think it doesn't affect you.

However, people from outside your town become stirred up by the stories that are being told. Some of them pretend to be journalists and come to your town to "investigate." They either find a few people who are willing to get attention by confirming the rumors, or they find people who oppose the rumors and use them in an unfairly edited context to make it seem like they confirm the rumors.

More outsiders arrive, in a wave of hostile tourism, determined to "see for themselves." As the nasty rumors continue to be repeated, even some local people start imagining they might be true, although police, the mayor, the fire department, and most residents all say the stories are false.

Some angry people make threats against the people who have been accused. Some make threats against the city council. A few crazy people make bomb threats, leading to lockdowns and evacuations of businesses and schools, including the school where your kids are. Now, at last, it's affecting you.

 

It's Time For A Care Home

Sometimes it's hard to know when a family member's cognitive functions begin to deteriorate. People often say, "He was always like this, except now it's worse," in reference to paranoia, irritability, bossiness, sneakiness, or whatever negative personality trait is no longer inhibited.

Eventually it becomes impossible to deny what is happening. He leaves the front door standing open. Her car is covered in little dents and scrapes. He leaves plates of food spoiling in odd locations around the house. She is convinced that strange urban legends are actually true. He makes disastrous financial decisions. She tells long stories about her life that never happened. He gets lost on the way to the grocery store. She doesn't recognize her sister. He thinks Haiti is part of Venezuela. She is convinced that the new neighbors ate someone's cat.

Sad as it is, the time has come to take away the keys and consider safer living arrangements.

 

The Failure of Tariffs

If a politician tells you that tariffs will make a lot of money for the government, he's telling you that tariffs don't work.

What?

Here's why. A tariff is a sales tax on foreign goods. This tax is paid by American companies when they import products from other countries, and then it's passed on to the consumer in the form of higher prices.

The purpose of the tariff (sales tax) is to make imported items so expensive that people will stop buying them. If the tariff works, people stop buying those things. When they stop buying the things, the things no longer come into the country, and so there is no tariff to pay.

If tariffs are still being paid, it means the goods are still being imported, because the tariff didn't get people to stop buying those items. A tariff that continues to bring in lots of money is a tariff that failed to stop the influx of foreign goods.

So, the politician who tells you that tariffs will provide the government with an ongoing stream of billions of dollars is a politician who is telling you he already expects -or plans - for his tariffs to fail.